Haruhi Suzumiya and Winry Rockbell! Well, that doesn't even sound remotely plausible in terms of names, does it? Never mind! What could possibly have possessed her to start dating a girl? She never dated a single one in middle school, right? I'm sure Taniguchi would have been slavering at the mouth when he had recounted her dates if that was true. I know she once said that boy or girl didn't matter as long as they were an alien, but, point of order! Rockbell isn't an alien...
I think.
What about personality-wise? Is Rockbell particularly the type of person who puts up with a ton of crap? Unclear. She seemed a bit mild-mannered, yes, but what that means is simply unclear to me, and I mean unclear not in the sense of your foggy eyeglasses, but in the sense that the Marianas Trench is unclear!
She is fairly cute, but that doesn't seem to really explain the balance of the situation in and of itself.
In conclusion: nope! I can't come up with a rational explanation at this point in time.
...In other words, elephant swallowed. And it tastes awful and is indigestible.
I'm mildly pissed off that she didn't tell me this before, for that matter. It doesn't sound as if it was a recent development exactly! Now, I know I have plenty of secrets from her, but this doesn't even seem like a secret so much as just a plain game-changer! And...']
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Haruhi Suzumiya and Winry Rockbell! Well, that doesn't even sound remotely plausible in terms of names, does it? Never mind! What could possibly have possessed her to start dating a girl? She never dated a single one in middle school, right? I'm sure Taniguchi would have been slavering at the mouth when he had recounted her dates if that was true. I know she once said that boy or girl didn't matter as long as they were an alien, but, point of order! Rockbell isn't an alien...
I think.
What about personality-wise? Is Rockbell particularly the type of person who puts up with a ton of crap? Unclear. She seemed a bit mild-mannered, yes, but what that means is simply unclear to me, and I mean unclear not in the sense of your foggy eyeglasses, but in the sense that the Marianas Trench is unclear!
She is fairly cute, but that doesn't seem to really explain the balance of the situation in and of itself.
In conclusion: nope! I can't come up with a rational explanation at this point in time.
...In other words, elephant swallowed. And it tastes awful and is indigestible.
I'm mildly pissed off that she didn't tell me this before, for that matter. It doesn't sound as if it was a recent development exactly! Now, I know I have plenty of secrets from her, but this doesn't even seem like a secret so much as just a plain game-changer! And...']