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4 ~ I have never believed in Santa, ever. [audio]
...So, it's getting close to the end of the month again, but nothing weird seems to be happening. Or am I missing something? Anyone know if we might just be getting a reprieve or something? Or maybe I just shouldn't look the gift horse in the mouth.
['Because I don't believe in the Malnosso being Santa Claus to us.'
However, that's not the main purpose for this post; instead, he goes on with a filter he worked for a while on. Ideally, Asakura won't suspect it at all.]
[filtered to Shiki, Minato, Winry, Rise, SOS Brigade members who have interacted with him before, and other close-enough CR (PM me if you're not sure) // 55%]
Yo. If you guys have seen a girl with blue hair who smiles a lot, by the name of Ryoko Asakura... Well, I guess I've got something to ask of you if you do attract her attention, but I'd rather not put it on the journal, so please talk to me if you've met her.
['So what if that makes it seem like I might have a crush on her? Better that than someone hacks it and realizes that I know what Asakura is.']
['Because I don't believe in the Malnosso being Santa Claus to us.'
However, that's not the main purpose for this post; instead, he goes on with a filter he worked for a while on. Ideally, Asakura won't suspect it at all.]
[filtered to Shiki, Minato, Winry, Rise, SOS Brigade members who have interacted with him before, and other close-enough CR (PM me if you're not sure) // 55%]
Yo. If you guys have seen a girl with blue hair who smiles a lot, by the name of Ryoko Asakura... Well, I guess I've got something to ask of you if you do attract her attention, but I'd rather not put it on the journal, so please talk to me if you've met her.
['So what if that makes it seem like I might have a crush on her? Better that than someone hacks it and realizes that I know what Asakura is.']
[voice] 8/9
Haruhi Suzumiya and Winry Rockbell! Well, that doesn't even sound remotely plausible in terms of names, does it? Never mind! What could possibly have possessed her to start dating a girl? She never dated a single one in middle school, right? I'm sure Taniguchi would have been slavering at the mouth when he had recounted her dates if that was true. I know she once said that boy or girl didn't matter as long as they were an alien, but, point of order! Rockbell isn't an alien...
I think.
What about personality-wise? Is Rockbell particularly the type of person who puts up with a ton of crap? Unclear. She seemed a bit mild-mannered, yes, but what that means is simply unclear to me, and I mean unclear not in the sense of your foggy eyeglasses, but in the sense that the Marianas Trench is unclear!
She is fairly cute, but that doesn't seem to really explain the balance of the situation in and of itself.
In conclusion: nope! I can't come up with a rational explanation at this point in time.
...In other words, elephant swallowed. And it tastes awful and is indigestible.
I'm mildly pissed off that she didn't tell me this before, for that matter. It doesn't sound as if it was a recent development exactly! Now, I know I have plenty of secrets from her, but this doesn't even seem like a secret so much as just a plain game-changer! And...']