menial | 10 ~ comparing those worlds to this boring, normal life [audio/picture]

['Well. It sure got cold pretty fast, huh? Which means that I'm rapidly approaching the one-year mark, so I should really be proud. Or something. After burrowing myself away to avoid complications from refugees, my antisociality has reached a certain limit.

Unfortunately, I also have nothing to contribute beyond the observation about the weather which I already blithely used up there! Not that people can read my thoughts, but if they could, they'd find out. Well, they'd find out a lot of things. But who would want to anyway? It would just go on and on without any point.

Anyway, I guess I'll poorly disguise my attempt to see who's up for a random conversation with some kind of opener. Hey, if I were at home, this would be a mind-scarring Omegle session or something. At least I'm pretty sure I won't run into the usual problems stranger-chatting over the journal.'

...and so:]

So I found this in a book the other day.

Maybe this doesn't work as well over the journal, but I thought it was cool, anyway. Or at least different from discussions about fire and eternal suffering, continued kidnapping, disappearance, reappearance, cross-dressing, and so on.

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[MILD CHOKE]

--No. It's... It's Haruhi's name.

['Best possible explanation.']

[Troll]

[Mode]

[Activate.]

Your girlfriend Haruhi's name, right?

........................

Just meet her and you won't say anything like that.

['False. But at least a convenient excuse for now.']

Oh, really? Then maybe you should introduce me?

Maybe I will. I think you two might get along. She, too, thinks cuteness in girls is important.

...she does, huh?

[Ponderiiiing...]

Well, if you say she isn't your girlfriend, maybe she could be mine?

[totally deadpan:]

Definitely more likely than being mine. Her last girlfriend was a blonde, too.

[IGNORING THE DEADPAN though whether intentionally or she's just oblivious right now is anyone's guess.]

A blonde complex, huh? Sounds like a girl after my own heart!

... But if that's after your own heart, it won't quite work out, because she's not a blonde herself.

Hey. I wouldn't discount a girl just because of her hair color! I just happen to have a strong appreciation for girls with blonde hair.

... Yeah, you'll fit in with her just fine.

Good to know! [Heheheheheh.]

But you know, you sound pretty calm for a guy who's about to have the love of his life stolen away from him.

[eyeroll]

I wonder why that is.

Could it be -- you don't see me as a real threat!? How rude!

[Such obviously fake indignation...! She's pointing in an accusatory manner down at the journal.]

Yeah... yeah, that must be it. Thing for blondes or not, who can resist this bod.

[so deadpan.]

...

[Peeeeeering down at the journal. Because clearly she can somehow look through it and see more than the simple headshot the journal provides, right?]

..."bod", huh?

['I feel violated.']

That's what I said.

[Being Kyon is suffering.]

[But enough about that, time for more dramatic journal-pointing.]

Well! Then I'll just have to out-do you in that department too!

And how are you going to do that?

['And who are you going to show?']

Easily! I mean, who would choose some lanky teenage boy when they can have an adorable magical girl at their beck and call?

['Not me. You may have a point.']

And you'd be willing to put yourself at her beck and call sight unseen, huh?

Why not? I mean, every magical girl's gotta have a love interest she'd risk everything--

[Urk. Kind of like who she was aiming for back at home.]

[She'll just have to hope he didn't catch that slip.]

--everything for! Right?

... Huh. Striking a nerve, are we?

.............no!

[More like yes.]

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