[And now Haruhi sounds off, looking at the ceiling and counting on her fingers:]
Stand in vice chief is that guy right there, Keiichi Maebara. the deputy vice chief is Mikage. German-like, has word-magic, sort of gay. As for the normal members there's Leon, who made the teleporting units we're responsible for, Uriko who's been with us forever, Xion, Oswald [...] "the Lucky Rabbit" [That comes with air quotes] - he insists, technically this thing named Pommy, but he's inconsistent, same for this woman named Grune... and then there's Hiccup, pretty recently Alphonse Elric, Azusa Miura, and some loser named Ayumu who I keep around because he's got nothing better to do and needs some direction, being a zombie and all.
[A beat] Naturally, those are the members in Luceti right now. given this village's turnover rate, we've naturally had a lot more over time, but they've since gone home.
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Stand in vice chief is that guy right there, Keiichi Maebara. the deputy vice chief is Mikage. German-like, has word-magic, sort of gay. As for the normal members there's Leon, who made the teleporting units we're responsible for, Uriko who's been with us forever, Xion, Oswald [...] "the Lucky Rabbit" [That comes with air quotes] - he insists, technically this thing named Pommy, but he's inconsistent, same for this woman named Grune... and then there's Hiccup, pretty recently Alphonse Elric, Azusa Miura, and some loser named Ayumu who I keep around because he's got nothing better to do and needs some direction, being a zombie and all.
[A beat] Naturally, those are the members in Luceti right now. given this village's turnover rate, we've naturally had a lot more over time, but they've since gone home.