menial: (chibinsane)
--------- ([personal profile] menial) wrote2012-05-29 10:45 pm

8 ~ I just didn't want to admit it [audio/action]

[voice, 5/29]

[First there's a thud, a yelp, and then a slightly panicked-sounding, and finally a much higher-pitched voice.]

What do I have to do, cut these off?!

['Or maybe that would be a bad idea if and when I get back to normal?! I shudder to think what might be cut off in their place.'

Kyon has seen and heard the results of enough dropped journals to immediately spot the telltale journal on the floor, wide open.]


Of course it would be...

[So what is there to do but sigh and get back to freaking out?]

[action, 5/30-5/31]

[Thereafter, you will find a somewhat flat-chested girl who looks rather moody wandering around town, stopping in the tea shop, by Brigade HQ, and just in the square, staring at whatever insanity is going on.

'My only major consolation here is that others will probably not recognize me, either...']


[action, 6/1]: on the log -- couples' mask

[action, 6/2-6/3]

[But if you run into Kyon(ko) on these days, you'll find that (s)he has now settled into this role. In fact, she seems to be no longer glum at all, but with maybe a decided smirk. Yes, Villain Kyonko is here, everyone fear while she... well, mostly insults everyone. But she can do evil things too!

In fact, after a bit of effort, she's done such things as glued a shiny-looking gold coin to the ground, put sharp tacks on the ground to step on, removed some of the supports of a bridge so it might collapse at any second...

Yeah, seriously evil stuff this girl is up to.]



[ooc: replies from a Kyonko account I have borrowed, [personal profile] chestless!]
chestless: (# i've got a bad feeling about this)

[Voice]

[personal profile] chestless 2012-05-30 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, not exactly, unless you're afraid of cooties.
deusexhormones: (What is this shit)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-05-31 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Uh... fine, I guess.

[...]
chestless: (# i've got a bad feeling about this)

[personal profile] chestless 2012-05-31 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[.......]

...

Believe me, I wasn't expecting this body either.
deusexhormones: (It's Kinda a Funny Story)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-05-31 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[...Oh]

So you're not her, then.
chestless: (# don't look at me like that)

[personal profile] chestless 2012-05-31 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. It's still me. Right now, anyway. Who knows if I'm mutating slowly.
deusexhormones: (It's Kinda a Funny Story)

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[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-05-31 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, huh. [...He really should not sound so disappointed. He grunts, collects himself, and then nods]
deusexhormones: (What is this icon)

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[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-05-31 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
It's awkward being that short, isn't it?

[Going from his 5'10ish to Haruhi's 5'2ish in terms of the perspectives in his memories he knows was jarring]
markofthewise: (Lemur think about it)

[Voice]

[personal profile] markofthewise 2012-05-31 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Nope, not really. I'm not even sure I know what they are.
chestless: (# nngh yeah right.)

[Voice]

[personal profile] chestless 2012-05-31 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I got turned into a girl.

I'm sure you can guess from there.
markofthewise: (Oh jeez)

[Voice]

[personal profile] markofthewise 2012-05-31 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
I--

Oh. [A pause.] Well, that's just part of the Luceti experience.
chestless: (# wat)

[personal profile] chestless 2012-05-31 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
['I know you're disappointed. I'm disappointed I'm like this too! Whatever.']

It's a weird feeling. Well, it's part of many weird feelings.
deusexhormones: (I know it shows)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-05-31 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah well, hope you don't get your period like that.

[...Even if for most of the time he was here he desired to try that. Memories of Haruhi have distilled that though]
chestless: (th-that's not true...)

[personal profile] chestless 2012-05-31 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
............

I wasn't even thinking about that, but thanks, now I have a new nightmare scenario.
deusexhormones: (What is the inborn error of what-)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-05-31 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Why wouldn't you think that?! Come on, that's one of the first things you ought to think about if you randomly swap from male to female!
chestless: (fffffffff)

[personal profile] chestless 2012-05-31 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't think about periods all the time. Whatever you might think about isn't necessarily what everyone thinks about. I was more thinking about how it was going to end.
deusexhormones: (This shit is lame)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-05-31 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, same as always, probably, you just poof back to "normal" in a few days.
chestless: (# hmhmm maybe.)

[personal profile] chestless 2012-05-31 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I guess so. But until then, what do I do about clothes, exactly?
deusexhormones: (My Super Plan)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-05-31 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Go get some new ones... Or borrow Haruhi--- Or, I actually have a lot of costumes in roughly your size!
chestless: (# nngh yeah right.)

[Voice]

[personal profile] chestless 2012-05-31 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Is it? All-expenses-paid trip to sex change operation land, huh? Can't I get an opt-out!?
markofthewise: (I like where this is going)

[Voice]

[personal profile] markofthewise 2012-05-31 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Well technically the Malnosso do have that bracelet thing you can get, but I'm not sure anyone's even used one yet.
chestless: (# uwaaaahhhh)

[personal profile] chestless 2012-05-31 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Backing into a chair.]

That is not what I had in mind, Haruki. Go back to "borrow Haruhi's", I liked that idea!
chestless: (# wat)

[Voice]

[personal profile] chestless 2012-05-31 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Wait. What...?
markofthewise: (Gimme a break)

[Voice]

[personal profile] markofthewise 2012-05-31 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's one of those things you can get from doing lots of missions. I thought about getting one, but they don't make it sound very reliable.
mythmaker: (With Chihaya)

[personal profile] mythmaker 2012-05-31 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Eh? Hmm...Kyon-kun is Kyon-kun, isn't he?

[Wait. That just makes it sound like she can't tell people apart.]

Maybe it's your aura...?
perplexedprince: (10)

[voice - 5/29]

[personal profile] perplexedprince 2012-05-31 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Pausing for a moment]

What would that result be? If I may ask.

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