menial | 8 ~ I just didn't want to admit it [audio/action]

[voice, 5/29]

[First there's a thud, a yelp, and then a slightly panicked-sounding, and finally a much higher-pitched voice.]

What do I have to do, cut these off?!

['Or maybe that would be a bad idea if and when I get back to normal?! I shudder to think what might be cut off in their place.'

Kyon has seen and heard the results of enough dropped journals to immediately spot the telltale journal on the floor, wide open.]

Of course it would be...

[So what is there to do but sigh and get back to freaking out?]

[action, 5/30-5/31]

[Thereafter, you will find a somewhat flat-chested girl who looks rather moody wandering around town, stopping in the tea shop, by Brigade HQ, and just in the square, staring at whatever insanity is going on.

'My only major consolation here is that others will probably not recognize me, either...']

[action, 6/1]: on the log -- couples' mask

[action, 6/2-6/3]

[But if you run into Kyon(ko) on these days, you'll find that (s)he has now settled into this role. In fact, she seems to be no longer glum at all, but with maybe a decided smirk. Yes, Villain Kyonko is here, everyone fear while she... well, mostly insults everyone. But she can do evil things too!

In fact, after a bit of effort, she's done such things as glued a shiny-looking gold coin to the ground, put sharp tacks on the ground to step on, removed some of the supports of a bridge so it might collapse at any second...

Yeah, seriously evil stuff this girl is up to.]

[ooc: replies from a Kyonko account I have borrowed,

chestless!]

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Wait. What...?

Yeah, it's one of those things you can get from doing lots of missions. I thought about getting one, but they don't make it sound very reliable.

What's it supposed to do...?

It cancels Shifts like this one. But it's probably too late to get one now.

Yeah, I got that impression too, from the whole "number of missions" thing.

Right. Besides, you're still you! So that's a start. Just go find a bra, some new clothes, and put up with it until it's over. But be careful when you get food. You'll be surprised by how much less you can eat.

You speak with the voice of someone who has been through a similar situation himself, possibly multiple times.

I've been here two and a half years now. I've had the full Luceti experience.

Right. Are there cases in which I wouldn't "still be me"?

Well you could be turned into a girl and have your memories so that you think you've always been that way. I'm not sure if that's worse or not, though.

I'd rather not be conscious of it, personally.

Yeah, well, somewhere out there someone has a picture of a not-so-masculine version of me posing in some girly clothes. So I wouldn't say that.

Is "someone" Haruhi, by any chance?

No. Definitely no. If it was, I'd probably have to kill her.

Fair enough. I ask merely because it sounds like the kind of thing she would save, collect, and trade for swell prizes.

That I have no doubt.

Well. Thanks for the advice. I guess I'll go look for clothes.

[look what you've brought on Kyon, Sokka.]

Good luck!

[It's not his fault Haruki is a monster.]

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