8 ~ I just didn't want to admit it [audio/action]

[menial]

[voice, 5/29]

[First there's a thud, a yelp, and then a slightly panicked-sounding, and finally a much higher-pitched voice.]

What do I have to do, cut these off?!

['Or maybe that would be a bad idea if and when I get back to normal?! I shudder to think what might be cut off in their place.'

Kyon has seen and heard the results of enough dropped journals to immediately spot the telltale journal on the floor, wide open.]

Of course it would be...

[So what is there to do but sigh and get back to freaking out?]

[action, 5/30-5/31]

[Thereafter, you will find a somewhat flat-chested girl who looks rather moody wandering around town, stopping in the tea shop, by Brigade HQ, and just in the square, staring at whatever insanity is going on.

'My only major consolation here is that others will probably not recognize me, either...']

[action, 6/1]: on the log -- couples' mask

[action, 6/2-6/3]

[But if you run into Kyon(ko) on these days, you'll find that (s)he has now settled into this role. In fact, she seems to be no longer glum at all, but with maybe a decided smirk. Yes, Villain Kyonko is here, everyone fear while she... well, mostly insults everyone. But she can do evil things too!

In fact, after a bit of effort, she's done such things as glued a shiny-looking gold coin to the ground, put sharp tacks on the ground to step on, removed some of the supports of a bridge so it might collapse at any second...

Yeah, seriously evil stuff this girl is up to.]


[ooc: replies from a Kyonko account I have borrowed, chestless!]

Comments

[voice - 5/29]

[perplexedprince]

...I truly do despise my own natural curiosity at this time but, to what are you referring to?

[Don't make her regret asking]

[mythmaker]

Ah, good afternoon...!

[Azusa is sitting at reception on the 30th, just waiting around and being generally helpful in whatever way she can. Nothing seems to off about her, actually! Maybe she's not affected? She looks up from her romance novel, looks Kyonko over, and...]

Is that you, Kyon-kun...?

[ voice; 29th ]

[happyends]

.. Kyon-san, is that you..? [ How strange, his voice sounds really weird, doesn't it? Madoka sounds a little worried. ]

Did something happen?

30th / Day 5

[deusexhormones]

[Sitting in the HQ now, Haruki looks up when someone comes in to the back room... and then his breath hitches because no way. It was the male Kyon who was supposed to be here, right? You have one entirely dumbfounded for a split second at lead Suzumiya staring at you as you walk in]

[Voice]

[markofthewise]

Don't cut off the wings!

[voice - 5/29]

[chestless]

I...

['Deeply don't want to talk about it. Also, who the hell is this, anyway? Do random people usually... Well, yeah, I guess they do.'

The responding voice is rather uncertain-sounding, as a result.]

...The result of a Shift, it seems.

[chestless]

['So much for not recognizing me.'

So Kyon finds this new body immediately blushing as a result.]

Ah... It is, Azusa-san... How'd you know?

[ voice; 29th ]

[chestless]

[Still sounding weird, but kind of like Kyon's regular voice, high-pitched, except pretending to be low-pitched--Oh, it's weird.]

U-Uh... Uh. Well, it's a Shift, Madoka-chan. Things happen sometimes.

[chestless]

['Ah yes, and now male Haruhi is going to be here. Way to complicate matters. Wasn't our friendship complicated enough without having four conceivable versions of it?'

Actually more, though he doesn't know that.

Of course Haruki will be surprised, though, as Kyon realizes a second later.]

...Uh, hey.

[Voice]

[chestless]

Wh-- Oh-- No, I know that!

[Voice]

[markofthewise]

Then... what needs cut off?

[Voice]

[chestless]

....... I'm not sure you want to know, to be honest.

[ voice; 29th ]

[happyends]

A Shift that did something to your voice? It sounds a lot higher, somehow..

[ voice; 29th ]

[chestless]

It -- It ...

If you want to know, Madoka-chan, maybe we should talk in person...

[ voice; 29th ]

[happyends]

Oh, that's fine! Do you want to meet up at the usual spot? Don't worry, Kyon-san, I bet it's not that bad at all, right..?

[ voice; 29th ]

[chestless]

S-Sure, Madoka-chan. Um... You be the judge, okay?

[ voice; 29th ]

[happyends]

I'll do it if you want me to, hm! I'll see you in a little bit, please don't worry.

[ action; 29th ]

[chestless]

[But Kyon(ko) will be sitting, head fully on table, the picture of dejection, at the tea shop, in ten minutes.]

[ action; 29th ]

[happyends]

[ Madoka walks into the tea shop but.. actually doesn't spot Kyon at all at first, considering he's a girl now and she didn't fully expect that. So she's just looking around in the tea shop cluelessly.. ]

[deusexhormones]

You- ... Hi.

[...He wonders, this must be how Haruhi felt when she saw Kyon. A deep pit of his stomach feels cold. Ugh]

[ action; 29th ]

[chestless]

[From that head buried into the table:]

Kaname, it's me.

[chestless]

... ['This is awkward and he's staring at me like I'm a particularly bad 3-D movie effect.']

...How's it going?

[ action; 29th ]

[happyends]

[ There's a tiny yelp of surprise.. but then she manages to see what spoke up to her. But.. huh, this person is a girl, right? But she has that voice similar to Kyon's she heard earlier, so.. ]

K-.. Kyon-san?

[ action; 29th ]

[chestless]

Yeeeeah.

N-Not a big deal, right?

['Damn these plaintive eyes of mine. Even Kaname is screaming in fear!!']

[Voice]

[markofthewise]

Why, is it gross?