8 ~ I just didn't want to admit it [audio/action]

[menial]

[voice, 5/29]

[First there's a thud, a yelp, and then a slightly panicked-sounding, and finally a much higher-pitched voice.]

What do I have to do, cut these off?!

['Or maybe that would be a bad idea if and when I get back to normal?! I shudder to think what might be cut off in their place.'

Kyon has seen and heard the results of enough dropped journals to immediately spot the telltale journal on the floor, wide open.]

Of course it would be...

[So what is there to do but sigh and get back to freaking out?]

[action, 5/30-5/31]

[Thereafter, you will find a somewhat flat-chested girl who looks rather moody wandering around town, stopping in the tea shop, by Brigade HQ, and just in the square, staring at whatever insanity is going on.

'My only major consolation here is that others will probably not recognize me, either...']

[action, 6/1]: on the log -- couples' mask

[action, 6/2-6/3]

[But if you run into Kyon(ko) on these days, you'll find that (s)he has now settled into this role. In fact, she seems to be no longer glum at all, but with maybe a decided smirk. Yes, Villain Kyonko is here, everyone fear while she... well, mostly insults everyone. But she can do evil things too!

In fact, after a bit of effort, she's done such things as glued a shiny-looking gold coin to the ground, put sharp tacks on the ground to step on, removed some of the supports of a bridge so it might collapse at any second...

Yeah, seriously evil stuff this girl is up to.]


[ooc: replies from a Kyonko account I have borrowed, chestless!]

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[voice - 5/29]

[perplexedprince]

...I truly do despise my own natural curiosity at this time but, to what are you referring to?

[Don't make her regret asking]

[voice - 5/29]

[chestless]

I...

['Deeply don't want to talk about it. Also, who the hell is this, anyway? Do random people usually... Well, yeah, I guess they do.'

The responding voice is rather uncertain-sounding, as a result.]

...The result of a Shift, it seems.

[voice - 5/29]

[perplexedprince]

[Pausing for a moment]

What would that result be? If I may ask.

[voice - 5/29]

[chestless]

Well... gender change, apparently.

Who is this...?

[mythmaker]

Ah, good afternoon...!

[Azusa is sitting at reception on the 30th, just waiting around and being generally helpful in whatever way she can. Nothing seems to off about her, actually! Maybe she's not affected? She looks up from her romance novel, looks Kyonko over, and...]

Is that you, Kyon-kun...?

[chestless]

['So much for not recognizing me.'

So Kyon finds this new body immediately blushing as a result.]

Ah... It is, Azusa-san... How'd you know?

[mythmaker]

Eh? Hmm...Kyon-kun is Kyon-kun, isn't he?

[Wait. That just makes it sound like she can't tell people apart.]

Maybe it's your aura...?

[chestless]

Well, I mean, I am, but ...

What kind of "aura" do I have, exactly?

['Besides "beset by problems."']

[ voice; 29th ]

[happyends]

.. Kyon-san, is that you..? [ How strange, his voice sounds really weird, doesn't it? Madoka sounds a little worried. ]

Did something happen?

[ voice; 29th ]

[chestless]

[Still sounding weird, but kind of like Kyon's regular voice, high-pitched, except pretending to be low-pitched--Oh, it's weird.]

U-Uh... Uh. Well, it's a Shift, Madoka-chan. Things happen sometimes.

[ voice; 29th ]

[happyends]

A Shift that did something to your voice? It sounds a lot higher, somehow..

[ voice; 29th ]

[chestless]

It -- It ...

If you want to know, Madoka-chan, maybe we should talk in person...

30th / Day 5

[deusexhormones]

[Sitting in the HQ now, Haruki looks up when someone comes in to the back room... and then his breath hitches because no way. It was the male Kyon who was supposed to be here, right? You have one entirely dumbfounded for a split second at lead Suzumiya staring at you as you walk in]

[chestless]

['Ah yes, and now male Haruhi is going to be here. Way to complicate matters. Wasn't our friendship complicated enough without having four conceivable versions of it?'

Actually more, though he doesn't know that.

Of course Haruki will be surprised, though, as Kyon realizes a second later.]

...Uh, hey.

[deusexhormones]

You- ... Hi.

[...He wonders, this must be how Haruhi felt when she saw Kyon. A deep pit of his stomach feels cold. Ugh]

[Voice]

[markofthewise]

Don't cut off the wings!

[Voice]

[chestless]

Wh-- Oh-- No, I know that!

[Voice]

[markofthewise]

Then... what needs cut off?

[Action, May 31]

[lostinmyway]

[Oh, hey, Kyon. Did you say tea shop? Because there's a lovely married lady heading on in right now!

Yes, that's right. Married. Grune currently thinks she's married to Dhaos, as per Luceti Valley last year. And she couldn't be happier!

She surveys the room, looking for a good place to sit.]

[Action, May 31]

[chestless]

['Oh-- Grune-san-- this is only going to get more embarrassing... Maybe she won't notice!?'

Not all that likely, though, as Kyon is one of the few people around at the moment, and there is an open seat across from her, of course.]

[Action, May 31]

[lostinmyway]

[An open seat that Grune is heading directly for right at this very moment. Lucky Kyon.

She stops behind it and smiles down at the girl sitting at the table.]

Hello. Are you waiting for someone else?

June 3rd /late tags forever 1/3

[sundead]

[After his bridge troll routine and other numberous instances of needing to use one of the bridges as shelter... Ayumu's kind of come to like the place. It's cool and relaxing underneath them, close to the water, and one in particular has shady trees nearby that makes it a nice place to beat the heat without hermiting inside. And with an (imagined Luceti Valley) family like his, he needs to get out of the house sometimes.

So today he's relaxing under the bridge, until that is a disturbing creaking sound begins. He opens one eye, confused.]

[sundead]

[The ceiling appears to be getting closer.]

3/3

[sundead]

[with a resounding crash, the bridge buries him in rubble. The only sign of life is one arm sticking out of the wreckage, bent at a strange angle.]

[chestless]

[Followed by malicious -- giggling of sorts, really. She prances up (this hasn't worked yet! '... Figures that streak would be broken by Aikawa.') and grins, oh-so-evilly, at her evil handiwork.]

Looking good.