menial: (chibinsane)
--------- ([personal profile] menial) wrote2012-05-29 10:45 pm

8 ~ I just didn't want to admit it [audio/action]

[voice, 5/29]

[First there's a thud, a yelp, and then a slightly panicked-sounding, and finally a much higher-pitched voice.]

What do I have to do, cut these off?!

['Or maybe that would be a bad idea if and when I get back to normal?! I shudder to think what might be cut off in their place.'

Kyon has seen and heard the results of enough dropped journals to immediately spot the telltale journal on the floor, wide open.]


Of course it would be...

[So what is there to do but sigh and get back to freaking out?]

[action, 5/30-5/31]

[Thereafter, you will find a somewhat flat-chested girl who looks rather moody wandering around town, stopping in the tea shop, by Brigade HQ, and just in the square, staring at whatever insanity is going on.

'My only major consolation here is that others will probably not recognize me, either...']


[action, 6/1]: on the log -- couples' mask

[action, 6/2-6/3]

[But if you run into Kyon(ko) on these days, you'll find that (s)he has now settled into this role. In fact, she seems to be no longer glum at all, but with maybe a decided smirk. Yes, Villain Kyonko is here, everyone fear while she... well, mostly insults everyone. But she can do evil things too!

In fact, after a bit of effort, she's done such things as glued a shiny-looking gold coin to the ground, put sharp tacks on the ground to step on, removed some of the supports of a bridge so it might collapse at any second...

Yeah, seriously evil stuff this girl is up to.]



[ooc: replies from a Kyonko account I have borrowed, [personal profile] chestless!]
deusexhormones: (Mudkipz.  I Herd Of Them.)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-06-01 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, I've got a few good ones here...

[GOING TO LOOK AT COSTUMES INSTEAD. Derailed entirely woo woo]
chestless: (fffffffff)

[personal profile] chestless 2012-06-02 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
...Did you not hear what I said or something?!

['My God. I can't say I don't deserve this after the mingled frustration and pleasure I've gotten out of Asahina-san's treatment. However, that doesn't mean I'm ready for this!

I need to get out of here...'
]
deusexhormones: (Acid puke glitter)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-06-02 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Okay... this!

[Yes, this one will be perfect. A simple magical girl costume!]
chestless: (# uwaaaahhhh)

[personal profile] chestless 2012-06-02 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Nononono, Haruki, you've got this completely wrong--

['Just make a run for it?

...Just make a run for it.

(There's no way I'm faster than him in this body, is there?)'


Still, a try has to be made.]
deusexhormones: (Beat in the doors?)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-06-04 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Step, step And he grabs hold of-! A shoulder. with a powerful grip and a smile]

Where are you going?
chestless: (fffffffff)

[personal profile] chestless 2012-06-04 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Anywhere these costumes aren't!

[Straining a little bit, half-heartedly. He knows this is pointless. He's seen how pointless it is.]
deusexhormones: (Fuck You I'm a Lion)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-06-05 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Nonsense! Now hurry up and get ready to change! [Drag. Yes, let's drag to toss Kyon in that closet with the costume in hand. And shut him in]
chestless: (# wat)

[personal profile] chestless 2012-06-06 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
['Get ready to change?! You better not come in here, Haruki.

My God. I can't believe I just wished for Haruhi to be here instead.

--Actually, she might be even worse. Who knows? This is ridiculous. If I meet anyone, I'm just going to pretend to be a new arrival.


Predictably, Kyon will do nothing in the closet except stand there with an annoyed expression.]
deusexhormones: (Anthill climb)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-06-07 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah he's not coming in. But he is sitting here in his chair. Imperiously. Waiting like]
chestless: (fffffffff)

[personal profile] chestless 2012-06-08 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE'LL WAIT HERE FOREVER or at least for a while longer]
deusexhormones: (Anthill climb)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-06-08 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[WELL HE IS CONTENT TO WAIT impatiently.]
chestless: (# wat)

[personal profile] chestless 2012-06-10 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[..............]

Even if this were something I wanted to do, I have no idea how this thing goes on, Haruki.
deusexhormones: (Thou Shalt Not)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-06-10 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...Come on, that's totally intuitive! [:T]
chestless: (# nngh yeah right.)

[personal profile] chestless 2012-06-11 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't have any intuition about it.
deusexhormones: (This happens daily)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-06-12 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
...Lame! Come on, grow some!
chestless: (WHAAAAT)

[personal profile] chestless 2012-06-12 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
That's exactly what I'm unable to do right now, if you hadn't noticed!
deusexhormones: (This happens daily)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-06-13 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine, whatever, then get out here and I'll just give you some of her clothes!

[Difficult, wasting his time, grumble]
chestless: (th-that's not true...)

[personal profile] chestless 2012-06-14 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
['... Am I getting out of this situation alive after all?!'

Cautiously opens the door.]
deusexhormones: (/grunts)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-06-17 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
[And sitting there with legs crossed sitting in the chair imperious and agitated] I'll bring them by later, or something.
chestless: (th-that's not true...)

[personal profile] chestless 2012-06-17 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, sure, whatever. ['Anything to get out of here!']
Edited 2012-06-17 17:48 (UTC)
deusexhormones: (I know it shows)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-06-18 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Good! Then get out or do... whatever. He's going to pout here]
chestless: (fffffffff)

[personal profile] chestless 2012-06-19 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
['Not looking back or feeling any guilt about slipping the noose of this one! Run for your life!!!']