1 ~ when did I stop believing in Santa Claus? [audio/action]
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[A teenage boy is extricating himself with some difficulty from having been dumped, or appearing, in the middle of the fountain in the center of the village. He's muttering to himself and clambering out. He's dressed in the generic-enough North High uniform, but of more interest may be what he's saying -- which is picked up by the split-open journal next to him.]
...Really, Haruhi? After all of that, I'm in some other time and place again?! Oh, boy. She really just doesn't stop... Where the hell is it this time?
[Once he gets up and brushes himself off, he can be found staring with slightly less bewilderment than you might expect at his surroundings.]
[A teenage boy is extricating himself with some difficulty from having been dumped, or appearing, in the middle of the fountain in the center of the village. He's muttering to himself and clambering out. He's dressed in the generic-enough North High uniform, but of more interest may be what he's saying -- which is picked up by the split-open journal next to him.]
...Really, Haruhi? After all of that, I'm in some other time and place again?! Oh, boy. She really just doesn't stop... Where the hell is it this time?
[Once he gets up and brushes himself off, he can be found staring with slightly less bewilderment than you might expect at his surroundings.]
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Well, it's a pretty long story at this point. But basically Haruhi got to high school looking for something interesting, joined all the school clubs, left them, and decided to start her own. Cue forced conscription of various people that, whether by luck or design, ended up working a lot better than you might have expected. To keep her entertained, anyway.
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Well, the odd thing about that is that--for us, there was never really a serious question of getting new members. It was more... subjugation of the conquered. Grinding the boot and all that.
'Sometimes literally.'
In fact, recently there were Brigade tryouts, but we didn't end up taking any new recruits, in the end... There was one girl who nearly made it, but it turned out she couldn't do it. I'm surprised that ... 'That all that we specifically meant to her was a pastime?' she felt the need to make the same thing here.
[His discomfort with the whole idea is fairly clear in his tone.]
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Maybe that's it. It's just a weird situation for me to be thrown into. For that matter, I don't know if I've been this far into the future before.
'At least a couple years, she said, right? I suppose it's not a huge gap, especially if what I saw... well, forget it.'
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--Aren't we all perpetually entering the future as every day goes by?
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...Well, I'm not entirely sure if it was the future or if I just ate some bad shellfish, you know? In either case, it would probably be best if you didn't tell Haruhi.
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In all honesty, I'm not sure what it was. Suffice it to say that one moment I was in April, and the next moment, without any warning, I was falling onto Haruhi's bed and it was the middle of May.
'And then let's not get started on that bit where we were on that campus.'
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[Which isn't saying he has no idea what caused it, exactly, but hey.]
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That still doesn't exactly answer my question.
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Well, I'm pretty used to strange things happening when Haruhi's around.
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'Of course, the strange part was Nagato's bogus cheating magic.'
Why, what's your idea of strange?
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After being here for a while? My whole idea of strange has completely warped. Strange is like...swapping bodies with people and stuff.
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'Unless you count swapping voices.'
Let's hope it doesn't end up happening, for that matter.
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Swapping bodies with whom?
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'Just please, not Haruhi. I'm sure she feels the same way.'
Dare I ask what's less tame?
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