8 ~ I just didn't want to admit it [audio/action]

[menial]

[voice, 5/29]

[First there's a thud, a yelp, and then a slightly panicked-sounding, and finally a much higher-pitched voice.]

What do I have to do, cut these off?!

['Or maybe that would be a bad idea if and when I get back to normal?! I shudder to think what might be cut off in their place.'

Kyon has seen and heard the results of enough dropped journals to immediately spot the telltale journal on the floor, wide open.]

Of course it would be...

[So what is there to do but sigh and get back to freaking out?]

[action, 5/30-5/31]

[Thereafter, you will find a somewhat flat-chested girl who looks rather moody wandering around town, stopping in the tea shop, by Brigade HQ, and just in the square, staring at whatever insanity is going on.

'My only major consolation here is that others will probably not recognize me, either...']

[action, 6/1]: on the log -- couples' mask

[action, 6/2-6/3]

[But if you run into Kyon(ko) on these days, you'll find that (s)he has now settled into this role. In fact, she seems to be no longer glum at all, but with maybe a decided smirk. Yes, Villain Kyonko is here, everyone fear while she... well, mostly insults everyone. But she can do evil things too!

In fact, after a bit of effort, she's done such things as glued a shiny-looking gold coin to the ground, put sharp tacks on the ground to step on, removed some of the supports of a bridge so it might collapse at any second...

Yeah, seriously evil stuff this girl is up to.]


[ooc: replies from a Kyonko account I have borrowed, chestless!]

Comments

[chestless]

Nope. It's still me. Right now, anyway. Who knows if I'm mutating slowly.

1/2

[deusexhormones]

Oh, huh. [...He really should not sound so disappointed. He grunts, collects himself, and then nods]

2/2

[deusexhormones]

It's awkward being that short, isn't it?

[Going from his 5'10ish to Haruhi's 5'2ish in terms of the perspectives in his memories he knows was jarring]

[chestless]

['I know you're disappointed. I'm disappointed I'm like this too! Whatever.']

It's a weird feeling. Well, it's part of many weird feelings.

[deusexhormones]

Yeah well, hope you don't get your period like that.

[...Even if for most of the time he was here he desired to try that. Memories of Haruhi have distilled that though]

[chestless]

............

I wasn't even thinking about that, but thanks, now I have a new nightmare scenario.

[deusexhormones]

Why wouldn't you think that?! Come on, that's one of the first things you ought to think about if you randomly swap from male to female!

[chestless]

Well, I don't think about periods all the time. Whatever you might think about isn't necessarily what everyone thinks about. I was more thinking about how it was going to end.

[deusexhormones]

Oh, same as always, probably, you just poof back to "normal" in a few days.

[chestless]

Yeah, I guess so. But until then, what do I do about clothes, exactly?

[deusexhormones]

Go get some new ones... Or borrow Haruhi--- Or, I actually have a lot of costumes in roughly your size!

[chestless]

[Backing into a chair.]

That is not what I had in mind, Haruki. Go back to "borrow Haruhi's", I liked that idea!

[deusexhormones]

Oh yeah, I've got a few good ones here...

[GOING TO LOOK AT COSTUMES INSTEAD. Derailed entirely woo woo]

[chestless]

...Did you not hear what I said or something?!

['My God. I can't say I don't deserve this after the mingled frustration and pleasure I've gotten out of Asahina-san's treatment. However, that doesn't mean I'm ready for this!

I need to get out of here...']

[deusexhormones]

Okay... this!

[Yes, this one will be perfect. A simple magical girl costume!]

[chestless]

Nononono, Haruki, you've got this completely wrong--

['Just make a run for it?

...Just make a run for it.

(There's no way I'm faster than him in this body, is there?)'

Still, a try has to be made.]

[deusexhormones]

[Step, step And he grabs hold of-! A shoulder. with a powerful grip and a smile]

Where are you going?

[chestless]

Anywhere these costumes aren't!

[Straining a little bit, half-heartedly. He knows this is pointless. He's seen how pointless it is.]

[deusexhormones]

Nonsense! Now hurry up and get ready to change! [Drag. Yes, let's drag to toss Kyon in that closet with the costume in hand. And shut him in]

[chestless]

['Get ready to change?! You better not come in here, Haruki.

My God. I can't believe I just wished for Haruhi to be here instead.

--Actually, she might be even worse. Who knows? This is ridiculous. If I meet anyone, I'm just going to pretend to be a new arrival.

Predictably, Kyon will do nothing in the closet except stand there with an annoyed expression.]

[deusexhormones]

[Yeah he's not coming in. But he is sitting here in his chair. Imperiously. Waiting like]

[chestless]

[HE'LL WAIT HERE FOREVER or at least for a while longer]

[deusexhormones]

[WELL HE IS CONTENT TO WAIT impatiently.]

[chestless]

[..............]

Even if this were something I wanted to do, I have no idea how this thing goes on, Haruki.

[deusexhormones]

...Come on, that's totally intuitive! [:T]