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[The written portion of this message consists of a flyer, not exactly messily, but nevertheless somehow a little slovenly, as if the writer's soul were treating its subject with a heavy dose of veiled sarcasm and it seeped into the writing somehow. It is also being read out loud by Kyon concurrently as it appears on the page.]

Are you a ninja, pirate, dodgeball player, or particularly earnest observer of Japanese holidays for five-year-old girls? ['And she calls me a lolicon... Which reminds me.'] By the way, not you, Aikawa. Anyway--

Is there anyone in Luceti whose face you want to smash a water balloon against?

Do you just generally love war?

If so, be sure to attend the SOS Brigade's "Pirates vs. Ninjas" Dodgeball Extravaganza. Or maybe it's not an Extravaganza. Well, I'm sure even if it's not officially, it still has Extravaganza-Like Components and is extravagant.

That's Thursday, November 15th. Save the date, or alternatively wander by the Barracks, if you elect to be a pirate, where their home base is located, or by the first floor of Community Building 1, which is ninja headquarters, and I'm sure someone will splatter you.

And, yeah. Like I said, it's doubling... somehow... as a celebration of Shichi-Go-San. Those interested in celebrating being three, five, or seven years old should also attend. Questions can be directed here... and I'm sure Haruhi will see them.


[As for action, he can be found passing out more of these flyers in person in the plaza, either on the 13th or the 14th in the day, mumbling something to himself about a hell of a way to spend an anniversary.]



ooc: more details available here]